I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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SUMMARY
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
6 Latest Chapters[ Updated 15 hours ago ]
- Chapter 126 - 95: Special Potion! Exposure of Special Ingredients!
- Chapter 125 - 94 Afraid of Ghosts? Let Me Hug You! The Crowd Gathers!
- Chapter 124 - 93 Li Jiao VS Song Chaoyu? The Powerful Attribute of the Heart of the Earth!
- Chapter 123 - 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill another person! _3
- Chapter 122 - 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill Another Person! _2
- Chapter 121 - 92: The Big Milk Cow Orc Sacrifice? Kill Another One!
Chapter List
- Chapter 1 - 1: Professional Awakening? Nine-Star Career!
- Chapter 2 - 2, Class Beauty Song Chaoyu? Failed!
- Chapter 3 - 3: What the Hell is My Priest’s Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- Chapter 4 - 4: The First Profession Ever to Appear in History?
- Chapter 5 - 5: Letting you be my girlfriend is giving you face!
- Chapter 6 - 6 Damn it, Liang Feifan!
- Chapter 7 - 7 The Terrifying Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- Chapter 8 - 8: Increasing Skill Proficiency? I Have a Way!
- Chapter 9 - 9: Therapeutic Skills? Does causing diarrhea count?
- Chapter 10 - 10 I’m treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
- Chapter 11 - 11: Capturing the Priest Guild!
- Chapter 12 - 12 The Mysterious Girl’s Request?
- Chapter 13 - 13 LV3 Characteristics! Anal fissure!
- Chapter 14 - 14: Ambush on Yao Zhixue! The Mysterious Nine-Star Occupation!
- Chapter 15 - 15 - The Horror of Anal Fissure Features! Powerful AOE Control!
- Chapter 16 - 16: Night Watchman? The Effect of Random Anatomy!
- Chapter 17 - 17: Special Items that can Increase Permanent Attribute Points!
- Chapter 18 - 18: Night Watchman Shen Nanfeng? Dawn for nine days, die one day in advance!
- Chapter 19 - 19: Raising Mutant Broilers for Two and a Half Years
- Chapter 20 - 20: Using Shape to Supplement Shape? Using Kidneys to Supplement Kidneys!
- Chapter 21 - 21: Chaos with Medicine! I say Snake Gallbladder, You Say Medicine!
- Chapter 22 - 22: Trial Instance? A Life-and-Death Friendship!
- Chapter 23 - 23: Attributes Soaring! Song Chaoyu’s Reluctance?
- Chapter 24 - 24: Trial Instances! Everyone Joins the Army!
- Chapter 25 - 25 Invitation from the Night Watchman? The Secret of the Change Ability?
- Chapter 26 - 26: Yao Zhixue’s Joining, Liang Feifan ‘s Stakes!
- Chapter 27 - 27: Return to City Scroll? Enter the Instance!
- Chapter 28 - 28: Big Brother, Quickly Draw the Monster’s Attention!
- Chapter 29 - 29 What the hell is this job? One-shot kill!
- Chapter 30 - 30: Brother Cheng, since when were you so awesome?
- Chapter 31 - 31 Selling Roasted Fire Rats! Three yuan each, three for ten yuan!
- Chapter 32 - 32 Can you do it or not?! I invite you to eat a fire rat’s tail-
- Chapter 33 - 33: Yao Zhixue’s Ability!
- Chapter 34 - 34 BOSS: Family, who understands.
- Chapter 35 - 35: Yao Zhixue’s Profession, Dropping Equipment
- Chapter 36 - 36: The Wandering Merchant
- Chapter 37 - 37: Trade? Believe it or not, I’ll explode you!
- Chapter 38 - 38: The Werewolf Heart Without Rank Limit!
- Chapter 39 - 39: Breaking Sphere! The Rescue Plan for Yao Zhixue!
- Chapter 40 - 40: Freaky man? A familiar figure!
- Chapter 41 - 41: Spoils of War! New Change Ability!
- Chapter 42 - 42 Black Sun Church Mass!
- Chapter 43 - 43 Join! Information about the Black Sun Church!
- Chapter 44 - 44: The Reincarnated! Breaking Rank Mission!
- Chapter 45 - 45: You, Use Yao Zhixue as Bait!
- Chapter 46 - 46: Night Watch Captain! Priest Skills!
- Chapter 47 - 47 Night Watchman’s Night Market? Resurrection Technique!
- Chapter 48 - 48 The Characteristics of Random Dissection Technique LV3!
- Chapter 49 - 49: Hang up the BOSS for me to beat!
- Chapter 50 - 50 Brother Ji: Can this Roasted Rat be Eaten?
- Chapter 51 - 51: The Strongest Professionist on the Alien Battlefield!
- Chapter 52 - 52: Appearance! Zhao Yunxiao’s Profession!
- Chapter 53 - 53: The Fallen Ones Ignoring the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- Chapter 54 - 54: Bloodthirst Technique + Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- Chapter 55 - 55: Void Fire Burns Mu Yao to Ashes!
- Chapter 56 - 56 1 swallow, I swallow, I swallow!
- Chapter 57 - 57 My Lord! Save me!!!
- Chapter 58 - 58: Giant Thug VS Sailor Suit Loli
- Chapter 59 - 59: Blessing in Disguise? Killing Fallen Ones yields Soul Power?
- Chapter 60 - 60: Breakthrough Tasks? Light of Life!
- Chapter 61 - 61: Acute gastroenteritis instant eruption technique! Awaken, my patients!
- Chapter 62 - 62 LVIO! New job skill!
- Chapter 63 - 63: A Skill for Lol! 1050 points of Mental Attribute ?!
- Chapter 64 - 64: The True Master of Black Sun!
- Chapter 65 - 65: The Black Sun Falls! A Great Opportunity!
- Chapter 66 - 66 Cai Shen: I Have Four Fathers
- Chapter 67 - 67 Liang Feifan: My choice, indeed, was not wrong!
- Chapter 68 - 68: The First Light breaking Nine Days! Night Watchman Fallen?
- Chapter 69 - 69: Commemoration! The Beginner Skill of the Soul-absorbing Banshee!
- Chapter 70 - 70: You’re not Song Chao Yu! You are the Lord of the Black Sun!
- Chapter 71 - 71: News about the Secret Realm? She must join the Night’s Watch!
- Chapter 72 - 72: The Treasure that All Professionals Dream of!
- Chapter 73 - 73: Four Secret Realms? Only One Spot Available!
- Chapter 74 - 74: Cai Shen’s Opportunity? A Professional Clan!
- Chapter 75 - 75: The Second Nine-Star Level New Professionist!
- Chapter 76 - 76: Professionist of the Aristocratic Family! The Emperor of the Hundred War Blade?
- Chapter 77 - 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills!
- Chapter 78 - 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _2
- Chapter 79 - 77: The Only Occupation in the Entire Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _3
- Chapter 80 - 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team!
- Chapter 81 - 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team! _2
- Chapter 82 - 78 New Features? Do you qualify to team up with us! _3
- Chapter 83 - 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- Chapter 84 - 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_2
- Chapter 85 - 79: New team member wants to try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique? _3
- Chapter 86 - 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!
- Chapter 87 - 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!_2
- Chapter 88 - 80 Do I Have a Friend? The Rules
- Chapter 89 - 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng!
- Chapter 90 - 82: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a
- Chapter 91 - 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng! _3
- Chapter 92 - 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!
- Chapter 93 - 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_2
- Chapter 94 - 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_3
- Chapter 95 - 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get
- Chapter 96 - 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get
- Chapter 97 - 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get Parkinson’s Disease? The Invincible Song Chaoyu! _3
- Chapter 98 - 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!
- Chapter 99 - 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!_2
- Chapter 100 - 84: Beastmen Special Troops! Jiaojiao, let go quickly!_3
- Chapter 101 - 85: Male Function +1%! Random hostility?
- Chapter 102 - 85 Male Function +1%! Mysterious hostility? _2
- Chapter 103 - 85 Male Function +1%! Unexplained hostility? _3
- Chapter 104 - 86: Power Surge! Edge of Your Seat Thrills!
- Chapter 105 - 86: Explosive Increase in Power! Cliff Terror!_2
- Chapter 106 - 86: Power Surge! Cliff’s Shock!_3
- Chapter 107 - 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?
- Chapter 108 - 87: Amphibian Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?_2
- Chapter 109 - 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you snatch their wives?_3
- Chapter 110 - 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food!
- Chapter 111 - 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food! _2
- Chapter 112 - 88: Different Races Born Body? Three-Star Ingredients! _3
- Chapter 113 - 89: Void Fire Burning Body Art LV3! New Features!
- Chapter 114 - 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _2
- Chapter 115 - 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _3
- Chapter 116 - 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race!
- Chapter 117 - 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race! _2
- Chapter 118 - 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate?
- Chapter 119 - 91: From now on, Zheng Cheng is mine! Teammate’s death?_2
- Chapter 120 - 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate?_3
- Chapter 121 - 92: The Big Milk Cow Orc Sacrifice? Kill Another One!
- Chapter 122 - 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill Another Person! _2
- Chapter 123 - 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill another person! _3
- Chapter 124 - 93 Li Jiao VS Song Chaoyu? The Powerful Attribute of the Heart of the Earth!
- Chapter 125 - 94 Afraid of Ghosts? Let Me Hug You! The Crowd Gathers!
- Chapter 126 - 95: Special Potion! Exposure of Special Ingredients!